The Orange Is The New Black Ladies Have A Special Christmas Story For You

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We have decked the halls, the presents are all nicely wrapped under the beautiful glittering tree, and the kitchen is heaving with food ready for our feasts over the next few days. So what’s left to do? Caroling of course and lucky for us, the good folk over at Litchfield Prison have prepared something special just for us.

Following up on their delightful rendition of “The 12 Days of Christmas” last year, the gang are back and ready to spread some more holiday cheer in their own… unique way. Probably not a good idea to be watching this version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas while at work. I give you the fourteen merry inmates of Litchfield Penitentiary.

Ah just a regular old day for our favourite gals. Poor Old St. Nick though. I hope he’s ok for his round-the-world trip tonight. I have to say I love the gifts that he left them all… very appropriate and useful. However, I think the ladies just earned themselves a perpetual spot on Santa’s naughty list.

Interesting to note who is present and who is not. Alex (Laura Prepon) makes a brief appearance. Given we last saw her locked in the greenhouse with Kubra’s killer makes me think she somehow survives that latest attempt to bump her off. Break-out star Ruby Rose, however, is absent. Though at the end of season three, she was hauled off to maximum security. We had been hoping she’d pop up again in season four. Fingers still crossed.

I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday! Try and stay out of the Shu and avoid getting anymore shots.

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Clare Sidoti

Clare Sidoti is 4 Your Excitement's Editor-at-Large. Clare has a BA (Theatre and Film Studies) from the University of New South Wales, Australia and an MA Theory and Practice of Human Rights from the University of Essex, UK. She currently works for an NGO that runs human rights training in the Asia Pacific region. You can find her on twitter with her eclectic musings on the arts, entertainment and human rights. Some of her favourite topics to cover include Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Glee and Star Wars.
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