Hello everyone and welcome to the first Voice elimination night!
The past two nights have been full of performances: some good, some bad, and some meh. Now tonight two artists are going home, two artists will be saved by America, and the coaches will save the remaining artist.
Who will it be?
Let’s just get this thing started and find out.
How often can they break these records?! Seriously. Every voting night it sounds like they’re breaking a new record.
“Life In A Northern Town” sung by Team Blake: Oh God a group song. This rarely ends well. No one can harmonize usually. Okay so the actual performance is good. Everyone gets a spotlight and wow people are actually working on the harmonies. So I can’t hate on it. I think Jessie is a bit pitchy. Outside of that though, it is one of the better team performances I have seen on this show.
Alright now it’s time to find out which artists America saved from Team Blake.
AMERICA SAVES REAGAN JAMES!
AMERICA SAVES CRAIG WAYNE BOYD!
Okay Blake. Don’t be stupid. Save James David Carter, dammit. He deserves it. SAVE HIM BLAKE!
BLAKE SAVES JESSIE PITTS!
No! NOOOOO!!! JESSIE IS SO BORING! I hate her pitchy, breathy voice. Dammit. I guess Blake figured he had to focus on one male country artist.
Well at least Blake has his favorite pocket knife back.
“Money On My Mind” sung by Team Pharrell: You know if I close my eyes when Elyjuh sings, he gets better. Damn DaNica looks fierce tonight. Did they give her extensions or something? She looks great. She sounds flawless. It will be a damn shame if she is sent home tonight. Luke sounds great. OKAY. Scratch what I said earlier. This is the best harmonizing I have ever heard from a group. God bless Pharrell who had something to do with this.
It’s time to figure out who from Team Pharrell is staying and who is going home.
AMERICA SAVES LUKE WADE!
AMERICA SAVES DANICA SHIREY!
Awww. Pharrell is giving his team such a sweet little pep talk.
PHARRELL SAVES SUGAR JOANS!
“Riptide” sung by Team Gwen: This song sounds familiar, but I don’t know where I heard it. It’s kind of boring as songs go though. Maybe I like the original version better? I know I’ve heard this before. The only person I’m even interested singing is Anita. It’s kind of meh.
Time to know who is going home from Team Gwen!
AMERICA SAVES TAYLOR JOHN WILLIAMS!
AMERICA SAVES ANITA ANTOINETTE!
I’m happy! The person I loved on that team was saved. Yay!
GWEN SAVES RYAN SILLS!
I like him. He’s generic but he’s not hurting anything.
“Am I Wrong?” sung by Team Adam: Is this that Nico song? OhmyGod the harmonies are so freaking off. Mia is trying to outsing everyone. Matt is the only good part of this performance, but I’m still muting it. I’m not really into Adam’s team, except Matt.
Matt can stay.
AMERICA SAVES DAMIEN!
AMERICA SAVES MATT MCANDREW!
Thank you, God. I am so relieved because I love him so much.
ADAM SAVES CHRIS JAMESON!
Okay that is kind of a surprise. I was expecting someone else.
Well! That’s it everyone. I’ll be back next week when we tackle the Top 12 Lives.