J.Law and One Direction came out on top leaving the rest of the Kids’ Choice Awards to stew in some green slime.
Not suprising, One Direction took home the coveted Orange Blimp for Favorite Music Group as well as Favorite Song Award for “Story of My Life” ( it really is an amazing/catchy song).
Lawrence nabbed Favorite Movie Actress (duhh), and Favorite Female Buttkicker (double duhh), and her flick The Hunger Games: Catching Fire was named Favorite Movie.
Other winners included Kevin Hart (isn’t he a bit too inappropriate for children?!), Miranda Cosgrove, Justin Timberlake (aka my future baby daddy), Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, and Robert Downey Jr.
Daivd Blaine terrified children by decapitating himself and oozing out slime.
Host Mark Wahlberg claimed to be unslimable but if you know anything about foreshadowing you know that it was inevitable that he would be covered in green goo at some point, which he was by Kevin Hart and his kids.
For some reason, David Hasselhoff was there in a Sponge Bob tie. Do kids even know who David Hasselhoff is?
If you live in the UK you can catch the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards at 5 pm tonight (Sunday, March 30)! If you live in the US the show will re air at noon today!
For a full list of winners see the list below!
Favorite TV Show: Sam & Cat
Favorite Reality Show: Wipeout
Favorite Cartoon: SpongeBob SquarePants
Favorite TV Actor: Ross Lynch (Austin & Ally)
Favorite TV Actress: Ariana Grande (Sam & Cat)
Lifetime Achievement Award: Dan Schneider, creator of Kenan & Kel, iCarly, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101 and Sam & Cat
Favorite Movie: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Favorite Movie Actor: Adam Sandler (Grown Ups 2)
Favorite Movie Actress: Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire)
Favorite Animated Movie: Frozen
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie: Miranda Cosgrove (Despicable Me 2)
Favorite Male Buttkicker: Robert Downey Jr (Iron Man 3)
Favorite Female Buttkicker: Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire)
Favorite Music Group: One Direction
Favorite Male Singer: Justin Timberlake
Favorite Female Singer: Selena Gomez
Favorite Song: One Direction – ‘Story of My Life’
Favorite Book: Diary of a Wimpy Kid series
Favorite Videogame: Just Dance 2014
Favorite App Game: Despicable Me: Minion Rush
Favorite Funny Star: Kevin Hart
Favorite Animated Animal Sidekick: Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Most Enthusiastic Athlete: Dwight Howard